A wild, funny, dramatic, thrilling, tragic story

[Jon von der Heyden]

I think we may have done this before, but lets have some fun again...

There was once a pink hippo with green and blue spots...

{keep it going, copy the story text above and paste it into your reply and then add your bit}
{but please keep it family friendly}

 

[Joe4]

There was once a pink hippo with green and blue spots...

...who moved to South Africa and took up hang-gliding.
One day while hang-gliding, he saw the most unusual thing. He saw...

 

[James Snyder]

There was once a pink hippo with green and blue spots who moved to South Africa and took up hang-gliding.
One day while hang-gliding, he saw the most unusual thing. He saw...

... a man in pink polkadots swinging on a swing. He...

 

[taurean]

There was once a pink hippo with green and blue spots who moved to South Africa and took up hang-gliding.
One day while hang-gliding, he saw the most unusual thing. He saw a man in pink polkadots swinging on a swing. He was working on a spreadsheet which had some complex data on now extinct blue rhinos. He...

 

[Atroxell]

There was once a pink hippo with green and blue spots who moved to South Africa and took up hang-gliding.
One day while hang-gliding, he saw the most unusual thing. He saw a man in pink polkadots swinging on a swing. He was working on a spreadsheet which had some complex data on now extinct blue rhinos. He...

was feeling badly for the green and blue-spotted rhino because it was obviously depressed from being ignored by obsessive Excel experts. So he...

 

[Firefly2012]

There was once a pink hippo with green and blue spots who moved to South Africa and took up hang-gliding.
One day while hang-gliding, he saw the most unusual thing. He saw a man in pink polkadots swinging on a swing. He was working on a spreadsheet which had some complex data on now extinct blue rhinos. He was feeling badly for the green and blue-spotted rhino because it was obviously depressed from being ignored by obsessive Excel experts. So he...

built a temple in homage to forgotten pachydermata across the globe but especially those from...

 

[Domski]

...Dudley who due to their obscure and comical accents are seldom understood and usually end up in...

 

[shg]

... traveling circuses, to their humilation, because their daunting intelligence and rapier wit go unrecognized due to the decline in native speakers, most of whom are now found in ...

 

[Jon von der Heyden]

This is coming along nicely folks. Perhaps Bill will publish this; coming soon to a book store near you!

There was once a pink hippo with green and blue spots who moved to South Africa and took up hang-gliding. One day while hang-gliding, he saw the most unusual thing. He saw a man in pink polkadots swinging on a swing. He was working on a spreadsheet which had some complex data on now extinct blue rhinos. He was feeling badly for the green and blue-spotted rhino because it was obviously depressed from being ignored by obsessive Excel experts. So he built a temple in homage to forgotten pachydermata across the globe but especially those from Dudley who due to their obscure and comical accents are seldom understood and usually end up in traveling circuses, to their humiliation, because their daunting intelligence and rapier wit go unrecognized due to the decline in native speakers, most of whom are now found in…

 

[Dryver14]

There was once a pink hippo with green and blue spots who moved to South Africa and took up hang-gliding. One day while hang-gliding, he saw the most unusual thing. He saw a man in pink polkadots swinging on a swing. He was working on a spreadsheet which had some complex data on now extinct blue rhinos. He was feeling badly for the green and blue-spotted rhino because it was obviously depressed from being ignored by obsessive Excel experts. So he built a temple in homage to forgotten pachydermata across the globe but especially those from Dudley who due to their obscure and comical accents are seldom understood and usually end up in traveling circuses, to their humiliation, because their daunting intelligence and rapier wit go unrecognized due to the decline in native speakers, most of whom are now found in…

or around Zoo's hoping one night to spot the "mis-reported" extinction of the blue rhino, Having not proven the theory so far they are starting to turn there attention to