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Oorang

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The rules are simple. Post a stupid answer to the last question. And ask your own stupid question.
I'll Start:

Why do birds disappear whenever you are near?
 

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Probably because I fear, I admit to being a little queer.

Do birds break wind and if so, why do we never hear them?
 
Only when they are flying; gives extra boost of speed.

We're having an emergency exercise soon. Why do the powers that be come up with silly names for them?
 
In order to prevent panic.

If it's tourist season, does that mean it's ok to shoot them?
 
Only outside the bounds of provincial parks.

When downhill sking, is it OK to scream like a little girl?(When you are not a little girl)
 
must be faster than the speed of light as it always moves out the way of light

when a dog chases a car, what does it do when catches it?
 
Calls a dentist.

Why does my boss keep expecting me to work?
 
It's either you or him - I guess he votes you.

Since whales & dolphins are mammals, do they have bellybuttons?
 
If they did, we'd eat that too.

Why do monkey's throw poop?
 

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