How about THIS for a request!

[Audiojoe]

I have 8.0 selected. I dont have 9.0 on this machine. Could that be it?

Tuesday WILL be a long time coming my friend, I have to go and pick some curtains with my better half tomorrow and that will make a day seem like a year

[Sbirro Cornuto]

Be sure to pick up nice ones!

[Audiojoe]

From my experience, I've found that the only way to enjoy curtain shopping is to get loaded on JD before you go. This turns a "Yes, they're lovely" into a "Oh yeah, they're f@@king beautiful. Ah, we got to have them sweetheart" whilst you hug the salesman for finding them for you

This also works for shoe shopping, clothes shopping and meeting in-laws