Oorang said:
I think we should forge ahead into a bold era of NEW jokes and pranks. Not just recycling the old ones.
Here's one I always liked...
There’s this lizard walking through the jungle minding his own business, when he looks up and sees a monkey sitting up in a tree, smokin’ some pot.
The lizard says “Hey monkey, whatcha doin’ up there?”
The monkey says “I’m just sittin’ here smokin’ some pot. You want some?...Come on up!”
So the lizard climbs up the tree and sits there smokin’ some pot with the monkey.
After a while the lizard says “Man, I’m gettin’ thirsty. Think I’ll go on down to the river and get me a drink.” So the lizard climbs down the tree and starts hiking through the jungle towards the river.
When he gets there and leans down to get a drink, he slips and falls in.
A big old alligator comes along and rescues the lizard.
The alligator says “Hey man, how’d you end up out here in the river?”
The lizard says “Well, I was up in the tree smokin’ some pot with the monkey, came down here to get a drink and slipped and fell in.”
The alligator says “Hmm… the monkey’s got some weed, huh?”
The lizard says “Yeah. Go on up and see him, I’m sure he’ll share some with you.”
So the alligator climbs out of the river and goes cruisin’ through the jungle.
When he gets to the bottom of the tree, the monkey looks down and says “Man! How much did you drink???!”
