Binary Puns

[diddi]

Anybody got a pun on binary to add to the proilferation in use in user sigs?

There's got to be more ideas out there. So if you're one of the 10 types of people, now's your chance to shine!

 

[xenou]

a variation on the theme is:

There are only 10 types of people in the world - those who understand ternary, those who don't, and those who mistake it for binary

I thought it was funny the first time I saw it but now I realize this is incredibly dull after all.

 

[diddi]

shouldn't that be 11? , no wait that makes me then 10rd type of person... bugger.

 

[xenou]

Honestly I don't get this joke:

00110110101110011010001010010101
10011010101010010111100110101100
10100101011010010111100110100101

But this actually did make me laugh (when I finally got it):

"An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third, a quarter of a beer. The bartender says, 'You're all idiots', and pours two beers."

I think it's more about imagining an infinite number of mathematicians going to a bar for a drink then the so-called "punch-line"

Shamelessly stolen from:
http://www.electronicsweekly.com/bl...orlds-largest-collection-of-binary-jokes.html

 

[diddi]

great for all the people who are into geometric series!


hay i just thought of something...

isnt it Pi day in the US (or have i missed it? - darn world time does my head in)

 

[diddi]

this is a bit corny, but who cares...

i just realised that an octalpus has 10 arms!

 

[RoryA]

10 be or not 10 be; that is the binary question.

 

[xenou]

Is this a binary palindrome:

10000001

 

[mikerickson]

1	0	1	0	1	0	0
0	1	1	0	0	1	0
1	1	1	0	1	0	0
1	0	0	1	0	1	1
0	1	1	1	1	0	0
1	1	1	0	0	0	1
0	1	1	0	0	1	0
0	1	0	0	1	1	1
0	0	0	0	0	0	1
1	0	0	1	0	1	0
0	1	0	1	1	0	1
0	1	1	0	1	1	1
0	0	0	1	1	0	1
1	1	1	0	0	0	0
0	0	0	0	1	0	1
0	0	1	0	1	1	0
1	1	0	0	1	0	0
1	0	1	1	0	0	0
0	1	1	1	1	0	0
1	1	1	0	0	1	0
0	1	0	1	0	0	1
0	1	1	1	1	1	0
1	1	1	0	1	1	0
0	1	0	0	0	1	1
0	1	0	1	0	0	0
1	0	0	1	0	1	0
1	0	1	1	1	0	1
1	1	1	0	1	1	1
1	1	0	1	0	1	2

 

[arkusM]

You can alway give some jerk the count of four. Use your hands. This made me chuckle when I first learned binary years ago.