Clean humor.

[RobMatthews]

Cute! A few people are really clever.
That's what I like about this forum.
That and the fact that one can get help with their Excel problems.

OK, to give back to the community, here's a good one I heard today.

There are three types of people in this world:

1. Those that can count
2. Those that can't

Enjoy!

MagicBill

No, there are 10 types of people in the world.








Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

 

[jdsouza]

Real life incident ...

On the way by road to Pune from Mumbai (Bombay), my daughter who was then about 8 years old asked me. (On passing a batch of monkeys seated on the cliffy road parapet)

"Dadda, how many years to go before these monkeys will turn into humans?".

When I recovered, I answered. "Don't know about that, sweetheart! But there's a growing number of humans turning into monkeys."

 

[repairman615]

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple?

 

[Jonmo1]

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple?

Finding half of a worm in an apple.

 

[BenMiller]

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple?

Getting hit by a truck.

 

[htmagic]

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple?

Getting SUED by them!

MagicBill

 

[cyrilbrd]

Au contraire Jonmo


Fish do drown.....once a fish stops moving forward, the water flow stops and it can't get the oxygen out of the water....it drowns.

Love those jokes... This said moving forward is only valid for some selachian (they are called constant swimmers), for which the gill's muscles are less developed (ram ventilation). All fishes are actively pumping water in and out in order to get Oxygen. Movement isn't a must, fishes do sleep.... in cocoon nonetheless for some of them..

...And mudskipper may even stay out of the water and breath air.

Cheers!

 

[jdsouza]

A really old one ..

On a London -> New York Flight

The commander of the jumbo 747 announces that he had enough fuel to fly across the Atlantic and half-way back.

 

[Scott Huish]

What happens when you scare someone 1/2 to death twice?

 

[Atroxell]

They are only 3/4 dead...